Rhyddfrydiaeth yn colli tir o ganlyniad i globaleiddio. Treth ar gyfer y cyfoethog super gael ei sleisio mwy a mwy o. Middle classes are getting tired of paying for government and want to pick conservative candidates.
Mae'n ar amser fel hyn, Mae angen i rhyddfrydwyr fod yn fwy vigilantes. We have everything liberal social democrat wants that may still work in this tight money session.
1. Gweithredu cadarnhaol? Check. We support traits previously oppressed.
2. Democrataidd? Check. We support majority’s right to make sure that more people are happy.
3. Rhyddfrydol? Check. We’re not conservative.
4. Big GovernGwiriwch Check. If you’re squeamish about counting on government to use force or fraud to get your goals done, then you’re not a liberal. Try libertarians. They never achieve anything.
Here are some of our main proposals.
Reduce Rape Through Mandatory Porn Consumption
In ancient time there are legitimate concerns that porn cause rape. Hence it is understandable that porn is prohibited in so many part of the world.
Some even go to 20 jails in prison for seeing mere drawings such as shown here: http://comipress.com/special/miscellaneous/down-the-slippery-slope-the-crime-of-viewing-manga
Wedi'r cyfan, we would do anything we can do to protect women from such heinous crime right?
Fodd bynnag,, more recent scientific finding shows that porn actually reduces rape rather than causing it. Here are the evidences: its lack of porn consumption that causes rape, not porn.
(T)here were 2.7 rapes for every 1,000 people in 1980; trwy 2004, the same survey found the rate had decreased to 0.4 per 1,000 pobl, a decline of 85 per cent. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/30/smut_freakonomics/
More can be seen by these
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/200904/does-pornography-cause-social-harm
http://reason.com/archives/2007/11/05/is-pornography-a-catalyst-of-s
The logical conclusion is obvious.
Because the benefit for society that all males watch porn is huge, the tradeoff between individual liberty and communal interest is reasonable. Therefore the state has a legitimate interest to encourage and enforce watching porn.
The interest of those who do not like porn means little because they don’t exist almost literally. Almost 99.9% of the world’s male population has watch porn. Studies that try to find the effect of porn are stopped because researchers cannot find the control group that has never watch porn.
Scientists at the University of Montreal launched a search for men who had never looked at pornography – but couldn’t find any. … “We started our research seeking men in their 20s who had never consumed pornography,” said Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse. “We couldn’t find any."
Although hampered in its original aim, the study did examine the habits of those young men who used pornography – which would appear to be all of them.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/breaking/6543992/all-men-watch-porn-scientists-find/
This 99.9% statistic far surpasses statistic for mandatory health care, mandatory public school, various mandatory curriculum, and even previously mandatory anti porn rules that hit on 99% of males population.
So we support some state interference for truly worthy causes that can be supported by scientific evidences such as these.
Because virtually everybody loves porn anyway, the right of a small percentage that doesn’t can be sacrificed to protect our womyn from rape.
Hence, we propose:
- Mandatory porn watching in school
- Victims of rape can sue all producers of pornless movies for encouraging rape by failing to include porn on their movies.
- All movies should contain porn. Movies that do not contain porn will be rated XXX and can be watch by adult only.
- Consider all works that contain offensive literary, artistic, political, or scientific content to be obscene if the works, taken as a whole, lack porn value.
- Fight of invasion of Japanese hentai and jav by subsidizing local porn industry.
- I think bondage sadomasochist porn would be specially subsidized because that reduces rape the most.
- Those who have watch porn can proudly wear a badge of porn watcher. Because porn watchers are less likely to rape, such badges will be necessary to decide granting gun permit, ac ati
Should we have stronger evidences that not watching porn can cause more rape or child abuse, we will have to take more extreme measures.
Not watching enough porn will be a felony punishable by up to 20 years in prison, like what happened to Dwight Whorley. While it make sense that Dwight got 20 years for a heinuous crime he could have done, we’re putting the wrong guy in jail. It’s those who do not watch porn are the one that’s more likely to rape. So those who don’t watch should be the one jailed for 20 years.
Protect Women’s Dignity with Humanitarian 20 USD/Hour Minimum Wage for All Consensual Sex
It’s about time that we realized that equality is not enough for feminists’ movement.
Women need living wage. If they get paid lower than that they will actually have to study math and be engineers like men.
Having consensual sex for less than $20 per hour is not victimless. It hurts women’s market value and dignity everywhere. It could make men fail to notice women as valuable sex objects.
Earning too low for fucking hurt most women self-esteem. These turn many feminists into sex negative feminists causing so much suffering in 20th century.
Some women are epitomes of successful feminine role model. They can earn 5500 USD per hour as can be seen here http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5hmXLonSBMNvhOli00jFF0fK65pSw.
Hence, we naturally conclude that any consensual sex where the female earn less than $20 per hour can’t possibly be consensual, inhumane, or simply not feminine.
Why would anyone that can earn $5500 per hour do it for free?
Moreover we have wasted so much police and court times to decide whether some sex acts are consensual or not such as in the case of Kobe here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobe_Bryant_sexual_assault_case. A contract stating she got paid should solve the issue much more efficiently.
Some additional safeguard will be placed to ensure that consensual sex acts are truly consensual.
Hence we propose:
- Some signed contract, in front of witnesses, testifying that she got paid will be mandatory to proof that sex is consensual. Otherwise, it’s she says he says, and who knows what’s true. Couples with that kind of dispute must fully pay all investigation and court costs they generate.
- Alternatively the sex acts can be done in public places so many people can testify that the acts are consensual.
- Minimum wage laws can remove jobs from low tier sex workers. We will provide free education so those women can upgrade their skills.
Regular minimum wage law is racists, as Ron Paul said. Hence it’ll be removed. Our $20 per hour minimum wage will ensure every knocked up hoes have enough money to support their kids and raise a family.
Cofiwch, women are superior than men. Women studying math will be like CEO moping floors. They can. But most won’t. Only incompetent CEOs do that.
What about if some womyn cannot get more than $20 per fucking session? As a liberal, we believe that all disparity of outcome comes from unequal educational opportunity due to lack of governments’ funding for education. Women that can’t make $20 per fuck session will get free sex education to make them marketable if they can show they work hard enough to apply for those jobs.
Wrth gwrs,, they can also learn engineering. But again, it’ll be like CEOs moping floors.
Celebrate Cultural Diversity by Requiring Male Bosses to Reserve Time for Embracing Non Eurocentrist Cultural Heritage of Ogling-Their Hot Young Secretaries
The idea that women are not mainly sex objects is an arrogant euro centrist nonsense.
While it’s true for the majority of ugly dumb feminazis bitches, it’s not true for pretty thin voluptuous goddesses sent from heaven to decorate our world.
That nonsense has deprived many hot young babes from huge career improvement opportunities. That same nonsense also has deprived many rich males out of easy mating prospects.
Asians consist of 50% of the world population. Asians have contributed significantly to American culture. Some notable positive Asian influence in western cultures include sugar babies relationship (founded by Asian), Ghettopoly games (made by Asian), proper understanding of evolutionary psychology (the most popular blog is written by an Asian that got fired by supremacist euro centrist feminazis) and tentacle art hentai (inspired by Disney). Those long proud Asian cultures are underrepresented in most offices due to euro centrist feminazis oppression.
Many young hot babes do not mind being ogled if doing so can help her career or even getting the job in the first place. Many of them yearn for worthy sperms to fertilize their eggs. Such sperms are usually produced by males with capital, power, and leadership capability like her boss.
Only young hot sexy babes are worthy to be ogled and get a raise amid that. Hence, not providing a raise and extra pay for ogle tolerant well-endowed beautiful girls is a discrimination against hot babes.
Currently many offices are forced to hire in favor of ugly bitches that don’t even like capitalists’ cock. Then bosses are forced to pay their female employees with paternity leave when the employee got knocked up by other males that do not pay her salary. Obviously our current requirement is far easier and more fun to comply than the current ones.
We realized that hot babes that don’t mind being ogled provide unique added values to normal enlightened red blooded bosses that can appreciate it. It’s important that all employers do not discriminate against sex hungry sluts that would do all to get ahead of their peers and breed good genes.
Hot babes willing to work and be ogled at the same time will improve societies’ workers’ competitiveness. It’ll be our edge to counter outflow of jobs to China and bring all those job creators back.
Hence we would propose:
- Any companies that receive government grant should enforce an improved opportunity employment for ogle tolerant hot babes.
- When a hot babe is interviewing for a job, should she ask, bosses need to disclose whether he is impotent or not.
- Each office needs to have a clear ogling policy and salary increase rate. That way, a hot babe with thousands of job offers can more easily compare one job offers for another where they can shine their talent most.
- Government would support national advancement of ogle tolerant hot babes in all industrial sectors.
End Women Oppression Everywhere and Assert Western Social Democracy Superiority by Bombing Talibans with Flyers Containing Porn Acts Done by Their Own Hottest Moms/Wives/Future Brides/Daughters
Taliban oppresses women. They prohibit women from wearing mini skirt, thong, and other sexy materials. They prohibit women from having sex with men without permission or for pay. Basically, Taliban punish women for being women.
The cure of all oppression is competition.
Sure capitalists make more money. Can capitalists compete with cavemen earning $100 per year to get laid? Sure they can. Social democracy let capitalists live and it’s about time they contribute to downfall of another conservative lunatics. Tell our capitalists to give the hottest Afghan women better offers. I’m sure they can come up with something worthwhile.
Why not let the women choose? Who knows some of those women prefer a much more modern culture than their retarded stone age $100 per month husband can offer?
Actually bombing them with real bomb will cause unnecessary collateral damage. Often little is achieved by all those bloodshed. We ended up killing liberal minded people too among them.
Not to mention the political and monetary costs of sending people to kill each other.
Perhaps there is a cheaper way to win the war and drive religious bigots out of the gene pool.
Give their hottest babes better offers.
I am sure a much smaller amount of money should be enough to persuade impoverished Afghanistan’s hottest babes to perform in front of camera and scream how much they like western cocks.
After all women prefer the rich and social democratic countries are way richer, usually.
When their parents, boyfriends, and husbands saw how awesome democracy is, they will have a strong incentive to embrace free market with all their heart and soul knowing that money is what gets men laid.
That is win win because we win twice.
- Offering hot babes a chance to be porn star in countries where they are most oppressed.
- Turn them into porn stars.
- Show the proof of what some hot babes chose via cheaply produced fliers.
- Should there be any doubt that the hot babes are doing it non consensually, perform live straight in front of their tribes witnesses by UN observers.
While it’s totally nonviolent and victimless, religious bigots are so lunatic they may fight back violently nevertheless for who knows why. We already have a plan for that. Remember how ugly fat feminazis often want to fight on the front line?
Well, I suppose we can put them on the frontline to maintain peace with Taliban through anyway they can. We’ll treat them like males. They’ll decide what to do. Then we judge their performance based on result
Reduce Divorce Rate by Requiring All Marrying People to Fully Understand How Idiotic Getting Civil Marriage Is Before They Can Get Married
Marriage is a contract.
In a contract, we expect that those who agree to have fully read, understood, and agreed upon all terms in the contract.
Do you understand how owning a secondary resident in another state can affect your severance pay to your future ex-wife?
If you don’t, and I don’t either, it means we do not truly understand marriage and must not get married at all.
Marriage is a contract that is so bad no one could possibly agree to it consensually. In fact, nobody will agree to the kind of contract government made if not because so many alternative contracts are illegal. Yn wir,, most people that agree to get married do not understand what marriage, as defined by the state, really mean.
Marriage is simply a bizarre prostitution term with lower pay but higher severance pay. This idiotic institution has destroyed so many lives that nobody in their rational mind would ever do so consensually. Governments all over the world have prohibited so many alternatives and censor many information to encourage people to get married.
Most marrying couples do not even know the detail of agreements they get into and better alternatives are often illegal.
Here are some samples of life destroyed by marriage:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._Beatty_Chadwick#cite_note-3
http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/09/opinion/hitner-alimony-overhaul-pro/index.html
Anyone still wanting to get married is most likely a victim of religious and feminazis’ brainwashing, which should and can be cured.
Marriage is so devastating that allowing people to get married is like allowing people to sell themselves into slavery. Even if it’s allowed, some additional safeguard will be needed to ensure that the acts are truly consensual for those stupid enough to do it.
Hence we propose:
- Eliminate government’s recognition of any kind of marriage. All marital rules will be turned into a standard private contract that people can take.
- Any idiot that still want to get married and use that contract will simply have to go through common sense counseling. There, they will read all their marriage terms and all the various horror stories that can and will happen to them.
- After counseling, there will be a bar exam to test their understanding of marital laws and all that can and will go wrong when they get married.
Simpler contract, like he pay, she fuck, will always be a legal alternative option.
No Child Left Behind by Ensuring a Rich Smart Biological Dad for Every Child
Say you work hard to join the NBA by practicing basketball. Government has properly tax the rich and fund educational opportunity so you can compete with the best talent. You work in equally modern training room paid by government.
Unfortunately, your biological dad is a dwarf and your competitors’ biological dad is Michael Jordan.
Yr wyf yn gwybod. It’s unfair.
And we have a solution.
Currently greedy conservative capitalists are hoarding their wealth so they can distribute that on as few offspring as possible. While the kids of the poor get their money, the poor don’t get their genes, and hence still can’t compete. So why stop at redistributing wealth? Why not go all the way demanding redistribution of proven genes?
True equality requires a more drastic action. Hence we demand that:
- All rich smart heterosexual biological men must perform a community service of impregnating many beautiful women. Their quota should be proportional to their wealth. No more wealth hoarding from generation to generation. All their wealth should be redistributed in equal share for everyone to each of their male biological offspring.
- To make the job easier for the rich, we will abolish all laws that may make it more difficult for hot babes to pick the rich. So anti-prostitution laws, anti-sugar babies’ laws, and all governments’ regulation governing marriage will be gone. They can make their own contract.
Punish Conservative Pundit by Reducing Cost of Conservative Books and Make Them More Available For the Proletariat
Yn ddiweddar, a conservative bigot, Irwin Schiff, discloses our liberal secret that income tax is not constitutional.
All this time, government has been looting the rich illegally to support our comrades that don’t feel like working and just want to make babies.
We successfully murder Everret O Lasher, and Wanda Biggers to protect the secret. That way, we can support comrades that breed and breed and vote democrats.
While obviously justified, this awesome redistribution of wealth taken from oppressive capitalists would have been disturbed if people know that income tax is illegal.
Fortunately, our comrades high above manage to block the book from being sold. That forced Irwin Schiff to make the book available for free.
Loot conservative pundits’ intellectual property! Download Federal Mafia e-book. Conservative wisdom must be redistributed in equal share for everyone at cheap or free costs.
Use Positive Incentive to Encourage Young Males to Obey the Laws by Utilizing Hot Ukrainian Babes
Jails are expensive. Too many people are in jail for small crime like smoking pot. While pot itself can be legalized, the cost of prosecution shouldn’t be much higher than the amount of damage caused by petty crimes.
Weithiau, rather than punishing the guilty, we can just reward everyone and stop rewarding the guilty.
Well, positive incentive works better than negative ones. Rather than punishing every offenders to jail, why not give some positive incentive to all law abiding citizen and simply take that away from the bad guy. Jail and death penalty will be only used for really really bad crimes, which are fewer, and hence save cash.
There is a cheap alternative for jail. Most criminals are young males. Young males want hot babes to bang.
Rather than building more jails, we would hire women from poorer countries to serve all law abiding citizens. This will make all normal American girlfriends obsolete lowering their market value.
When someone breaks minor laws, we simply took away their ticket.
The women will be benefited because they can get a green card after only 365*5 sessions. Diligent hot babes can earn that within 1 flwyddyn. This will improve market value of the states’ citizenship, which is the purpose of all government.
This will also reduce women trafficking. Why would anyone want to tolerate abuse in human trafficking expensively if they can be sex workers legally more easily?
Replacing All Socialized Program with Free Ganja for All Childless Adults
“Redistribution of wealth or face rebellion,” socialists say.
When societies get too out of balance social unrest increases. In the most extreme cases this leads to civil disturbance or revolution. This resentment against the wealthy may lead to their death or banishment and the forcible taking of their property. The most popularly cited example is the French revolution, but there are many other cases. Even where the rebellion doesn’t succeed the damage to the society may be severe and long lasting. – http://robertdfeinman.com/society/wealth_distribution.html
Well, perhaps there is another cheaper way to maintain peace. Get them high. Not everyone wants to stay in the gene pool. Any doctors of abortion clinics can testify that.
Give them easy way out. Not everybody has to raise a family. Make sure that their last moment in the gene pool is a happy one.
Main purpose of government is to maintain peace. It’s not an easy task with different people actually want to kill each other over mere arguments.
Anything that works will be great.
Ganja will be cheap enough once it’s legal. Due to positive externalities it gives, it deserves subsidy.
Other Sugestions?
I can think of a few:
- Draft all able bodied women to create more (Steve) Jobs.
- Humanitarian state subsidy for beautiful girls that do not have clothes to wear on public places. Looks like somebody slips through the crack of our $20 miWelm wage laws. Well, let’s help those. Anyone beautiful and naked must be so poor and oppressed they can’t afford clothes and hence deserve compensatory subsidy. Tourists will come to witness our generosity increasing revenue for other local businesses. Shoes don’t count as clothes if it’s high heels.
- Prevent apocalypse by keeping jews happy. Give “chosen people” status to jews to slow down their outflow to Israel. The market chose them anyway. They can keep their status as long as they keep maintaining their usual supply of Nobel Prize winners and box office hits. Otherwise, maybe this whole apocalypse thingy is just a hoax, and so is the chosen stuff. But just in case.
We’re open to suggestions. We need to make our world a better place here.
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